In Taiwan, They Know How to Make Turgid Tiger Woods News Even More Turgid

If you're like me, you haven't really been following the Tiger Woods story except for maybe glancing at tabloid headlines at the grocery store. 'Cuz you know what? I don't care.... But if American news were as imaginative as news broadcasts in Taiwan, then maybe I would've taken notice sooner and more enthusiastically. In Taiwan, they have animated dramatic recreations of current events, and there's one that features Tiger Woods getting bitch-slapped in a Sim-like world. Now this is news! There are no subtitles in the following clip, but the pictures say it all. Watch:



[Thanks to Patty Hose.]